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  The wife said to me this morning "your the laziest bast##d ive ever known, pack your bags and f##k off ............. I said "you pack them"

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 My new Girlfriend has told me I will have to wait 6 months before I see any action.

I replied, "That is fine luv, I totally respect and admire your honesty; and your decision. If you could just please leave now, I'll give you a call in January."

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...................my girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with 60's group The [sign in to see URL] thought she was [sign in to see URL] I saw her face......................
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...........................my budgie broke his leg today so I made him a splint made out of a couple of Swan [sign in to see URL] little face lit up when he tried to walk....................

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It turns out Amy Winehouse was killed by a dyslexic dissident republican, he thought he was targeting an Army Warehouse. emoticon

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................bought a new aftershave that smells like [sign in to see URL] birds love it............
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..............a good friend of mine has just hired an Eastern European [sign in to see URL] took her 6 hours to hoover the [sign in to see URL] out she is a Slovak.......................
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...........I used to go out with a nymphomaniac [sign in to see URL] did everybody...........
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...............corduroy pillows are making headlines...........
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.............a termite walks into a pub and says"is the bar tender here?"..........
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